that’s why so many female alienimals are head over heels for me.

i'm everything you’d ever want in a boyfriend: i'm gentle, generous and funny.

dragobird

race: alienimal

class: reptilien

genus: airnimal

job: playboylien

gender: male

height: 5’ 10” (177 cm)

age: 97 years old

weight: 298 lb (135 kg)